E3 Bingo 2012

It’s almost here! One of the best days of the year is fast approaching: Nintendo’s E3 Press Conference, where we wait anxiously for announcements about new systems, new features, and most importantly, new games.

As I have done in the past, I have created a fancy shmancy new bingo card for this year’s conference. Behold! (click for larger view, or open in a window/tab)

You can keep a printout of this card in front of you as you watch the broadcast of Nintendo's newest announcements. Or, you can make things fun by taking a swig of booze soda every time a block is filled in. Then, drink a whole can/bottle/flask/keg if you get a bingo.

So here's how we're going to do this. Every time a bingo is completed, you will send me $1, which I will donate to BBVGAHF*, a totally-legit charity. Here's hoping for many, many bingos so we can save those children** from sweatshops***.

So, what do you think? Will we finally get a new F-Zero? A 3D Metroid? A brand-new series? Wizardry? Sound off in the comments. In the meantime, you can watch Nintendo's pre-E3 presentation. And don't forget to be here on Tuesday morning, 10am MT for pure excitement! Be there or be a Playstation fan square!

-benjamines





* Blatant Bias Video Game and Hamburger Fund
** me
*** boredom and burger cravings