Monday, June 14, 2010

Kinect Four

Yup, Microsoft's new motion controller is called Kinect.

This morning at Microsoft's E3 Press Conference, they showed off their new motion-sensing technology.  Let's check out the pros and cons:

Pros:
  • The motion sensing actually works better than I expected.  They demoed it live on stage and it never had any issues recognizing people or movements. (Although it remains to be seen how well it would work in low light situations, or if your shirt is the same color as the wall, etc.)
  • XBox 360 now has a cool deal with ESPN where you can watch thousands of sporting events free (if you're a gold member).
  • The unit itself is quite small, about the same width as an XBox 360 controller.
Cons:
  • Based on what they showed on stage, Microsoft has issues with originality.  They basically announced Wii Sports, Wii Fit, and Nintendogs for XBox.  And while the motion-sensing technology is more advanced, I'm not convinced it's better for the games.  For example, to run in the hurdles mini-games, you actually have to run.  Likewise to jump.  And that could be fun, but not for very long.
  • Microsoft stressed how there's no learning curve with Kinect, but I don't think that's true.  You have to learn how to use it just like you would have to learn a remote control for a TV.  For example, to open a program, you have to move your hand over it, and hold it there for a few seconds.  No point and click.  I fail to see how that's easier than pressing "right" and then "A".
  • The issue with many motion-controlled games is putting motion where it's not needed.  The new Forza Motorsports racing game lets you walk around the car and look at it before you get in, but you have to stand and hold your arms out to steer.  Oh, and there's no gas or brake pedals.  How... fun?
  • Most importantly, they didn't announce the price.  This likely means it's way too high.  If it was only $50, they probably would have announced it to great applause.  Rumors have said it could be as high as $200, and now that's looking more and more likely.
In short, it may not be worth the money.  I mean honestly, if all they have to offer are titles that were done years ago on other consoles, how do they expect to turn a profit?  We won't know for sure until it's released, but I can say now that I don't want or need it.

Take it from me: take the $200 and buy a Wii instead.  It's a much better deal.

-benjamines

Saturday, June 12, 2010

E3 Update!

Ok, so as it turns out, Nintendo's press conference in actually on Tuesday morning, which means I'll have to wake up before noon.  Hmph.  In any case, the show starts at 9am PST, so you can bet I'll be online at 10am MST, wetting myself with excitement.

There will be all sorts of news and announcements between Monday and Wednesday, so make sure you check it out!

Btw, you can go here to watch Nintendo press conference live on Tuesday morning. [via 1up]

E3 Bingo 2010

That's right, it's time for E3 Bingo 2010!

I've made up the bingo cards for this year.  I honestly do not know about any of these.  I've made my guesses based on consumer demand, series popularity, and hunches.  That's it.

So, for every line I get right, Nintendo* will reward me with 1,000 Nintendo points.  Last year I completed one line.  This year, I think I might be able to pull off two or three.  We'll see.

So, print it off and stay tuned for Nintendo's press conference on Monday.  Plus, E3 lasts through Wednesday, so there could be announcements on any of those days.  Good luck!**










































* My awesome wife
** to me!

Thursday, June 10, 2010

Rock Indeed

It's official!  Rock Band 3 will indeed have a (somewhat miniature) keyboard to use!  That's so great!  And even better, they will be introducing a "Pro" mode that lets you play notes on a standard staff instead of the regular colorful mode.

All I can say is there better be Billy Joel songs.  Otherwise, good luck movin' up, 'cause I'm movin' out.

Tuesday, June 8, 2010

Colors for Crullers, pt. 2

This is part two of the feature about Nintendo's portable systems and their colors.  You can read part one here.

Ok, it's tomorrow (or shortly thereafter)!  Let's finish this bad boy!

So, in the summer of 2001, Nintendo came out with the next revision of the Game Boy (and quite frankly, the first major revision to the series): the Game Boy Advance.  It had a 32-bit graphics processor (upgraded from 8-bits), a large, wide, color screen, shoulder buttons, and the buttons were on the side, rather than underneath (which made it easier to hold for long-fingered freaks like myself).  The graphics chip was designed to easily add nice effects to games, such as resizing and rotating sprites.  It could also play all previous Gameboy games, essentially giving it a launch library of several hundred games.  Oh, and here's a fun fact: the GBA was actually created before the Game Boy color.  But Nintendo released the GBC first because it had better battery life and the technology was significantly cheaper at the time.

The system's first standard color was indigo with gray trim.  There were other colors as well, such as black and frosted white.  It looked really cool (most of the colors would match the upcoming Gamecube colors), and more importantly, it had some incredible games.  The high-profile launch title was Super Mario Advance, which is Super Mario Bros. 2 with enhanced graphics and some cool bonus features, like single-cart multiplayer of the original Mario Bros. game.  It also launched with F-Zero Maximum Velocity, which looked like the SNES F-Zero, but with a bunch of sweet new tracks (and really cool music, like any other F-Zero game).

Basically, it was a freakin' cool new portable game system with some insanely cool new games (many more of which would follow in the next few years).  I was working at an insanely busy Albertson's deli at the time, and the day the GBA came out, I went to the local Kmart and bought the Indigo GBA with Super Mario Advance and F-Zero.  I was literally in heaven.  I even tried to play F-Zero while I was driving home, which was probably the stupidest I have ever done in my entire life.  But I'm still alive, so it was worth it.  Besides, now I can say I drove two vehicles at once (the crappy red Taurus and the Blue Falcon).  Then, later that night, I convinced my little brother that it was a remote control for the microwave I won at my Senior All-Nighter party.  Awesome.

A year or two after that, Nintendo released a really cool revision to its new GBA lineup: The GBA SP.  It was a foldable, vertical-style GBA with a backlit screen and internal rechargeable battery.  As such, it was an amazing system, and was insanely popular.

The GBA SP also had one of the coolest special edition designs ever seen on any game system ever.  One year for the holiday season, they released a special NES edition (pictured) that was colored like an NES controller.  As you can see, the nostalgia combined with the GBA library makes it a very desirable machine.  It's probably the only Nintendo system ever released that I don't have, but wish I did.  I attempted to buy one used once, but when the kid replied to my e-mail, he said "one of my friends ruined it", which we all know translates to "I decided I wanted to keep it" and/or "my friend wanted it more, so I let him have it instead."  But no worries.  I take comfort in the fact that he will spend eternity roasting alongside the Game Boy Pocket thief. (Game Boy pick-Pocket?)

In any case, when the DS was revealed, it basically spelled out the end of the GBA's life.  But before it gave up the ghost, Nintendo gave it one final and super-sexy revision: the Game Boy Micro.  It's a tiny, super-sleek system with an ultra-bright screen.  It has (almost) everything the regular GBA has, plus it's ultra-tiny, as you can see.  And get this: Wal-Mart had these for Black Friday one year for $25.  That's right: just 4 hours of work at a minimum wage job earned me the hot, shiny GB Micro.  Awesome.  There were a few different colors (silver, black, and a cool Famicom-colored one [think gold and red]), but that's not the best part: each Micro came with 2 interchangeable faceplates, so you can change the style whenever you want.  Now that's awesome.

Even though, sadly, the GBA is no longer being made, Nintendo has more than made up for it.  The Nintendo DS is absolute proof that Nintendo is the de facto champion of portable gaming.  Obviously, Nintendo decided to keep up their tradition of making cool colored systems.  Originally, the dual screen wonder came in a silver/black combination.  As the years went on, new colors were released (black, red, blue, etc).  I remember one particular time when the Nintendo DS Blue/Mario 64 DS bundle had just come out for $150. Now that's a great deal!  Anyways, I was working as a furniture delivery person and the lady that owned the furniture store gave me $150 as a tip.  Perfect timing!  But stupid me, I stupidly decided to pay off the college books I had recently bought instead.  So stupid!  But it all worked out in the end.  You see, at the time, I was dating this crazy girl.  And for my birthday (a few months later), she bought me a DS.  Awesome!  Then I broke up with her.  Free DS!

So, a year or two later, Nintendo decided the DS needed a more modern look, so they came out with the DS Lite, which was smaller, brighter, and pretty much better all around.  And it could still play GBA games, so that's cool.  It was a very well-designed system.  It had a clear plastic shell around the colored plastic, which kept your from getting scuffs on the color, which was awesome.  I bought the sweet white one, but they also had black, pink, and eventually green, blue, rose, and few special editions.

Unfortunately, at some point, I overplayed the system so bad, the touch screen got ruined.  :(  I don't know if it was from trying to beat Trauma Center or get first on some of the insane events on Mario & Sonic at the Olympics, but it didn't matter.  The screen wouldn't register touches correctly, so it was basically impossible to play anything that used the touch screen.  Fortunately for me, having the sweetest wife in the world has its advantages!  That next birthday, I received the sweet cobalt/black DS Lite, which I still use to this day.  Hooray!

That next April (or so), Nintendo released the DSi, which, as you all know, is a DS without the GBA slot, and two cameras.  Plus, you can download original games a la Wii.  At the time, Gamestop had a really good deal, where if you traded in an old DS, you could get $70 off the DSi.  So, I found a cheap replacement touch screen on eBay, installed it in the broken White DS Lite, and boom!  DSi for cheap!  It launched in Black and Sky Blue.

Since its launch, the DSi has seen several cool colors, such as white and metallic navy, which even came with 5 free games built-in.  Now, you can get the DSi XL, which is significantly larger, plus has designer colors such as Wine Red and Leather Brown (or something like that).  And, if the Japanese colors get here (which they probably will eventually), we'll soon have everything from pink to yellow to green, among others.

So there you go.  Nintendo's history of colored portable systems.  Pretty awesome, I do declare.  And surely, we haven't seen the last of it.  In fact, let's take some guesses on 3DS colors while we're at it.  Here's my guess for launch color: brushed metal.  Or even better, since they'll probably call it the Nintendo Egg, it'll be white with green spots.  How cool would that be?  Or hey, here's a really cool idea: it's clear, with colored LEDs built-in, so you can change to color to whatever you want.  Yeah, baby!  I'm awesome!

Alright, well, I'm tired, so I'ma go pick a colored system and play some games on it.  Hoo-hah!

-benjamines

Monday, June 7, 2010

Hi-res 3DS?

There are rumors going around that the 3DS is packing some serious graphical firepower.  Some top-level video game media personnel have reported that the graphics are close to Xbox or PS3-level graphics, which, frankly, is blowing everyone's minds right about now.

There are some things to keep in mind, however.  A portable screen may only have a resolution of say, 640x480, while an HDTV would have something more like 1920x1080.  On the other hand, the DS has two screens, so it takes twice the processing power to run.  Either way, if this is true, it could make for some seriously amazing gameplay.

I guess we won't know for sure until E3.  Until then, I'll be dreaming of revisiting Delfino Isle as FLUDD shoots water past my head in Super Mario Sunshine 3D...

Saturday, June 5, 2010

Metal-Optic?

In the last few days, several rumors have been popping up regarding a Goldeneye game for the Wii and DS.  If the rumors are to be believed, it's a remade version of the classic N64 game, with Daniel Craig as Bond instead of Pierce Brosnan.

If this is true, and if they do a good job, then it's a first-person shooter I'm actually interested in.  We'll probably find out for sure at E3.  Although, it's weird they would take Pierce Brosnan out.  I can understand it (licensing issues, probably), but it's still a little disappointing.

If this is true, they need the following things:

Regenerating Health (have you played this game since newer FPSs have come out?)
All the classic levels and weapons (although that might not work either, since Rare made them originally)
A cheat to let you keep people from picking that stinking midget Oddjob.

Either way, I'm excited to see if this is true, and how the game is.  Should be interesting.

Friday, June 4, 2010

Colors for Crullers

Seeing those new DSi XL colors from the other day reminded me of some of the cool hues Nintendo has painted their systems with in the past, including their premiere portable, the Game Boy.

Of course, we all remember the good ol' Gameboy (or at least, we've seen one before, right?).  Since the Christmas of '87 (when I became helplessly addicted to Nintendo), I've always wanted every cool thing Nintendo released, which is pretty much everything they released.  It had really cool games, like Super Mario Land, Picross, and Tetris (which, btw, sold a ridiculous 30 million copies).

Sure, the GB had some issues, like the screen.  You pretty much had to be playing in direct sunlight to even see everything, and even then, the screen could be a bit blurry at times.  But that didn't matter.  Nintendo's forte has always been to make exceptional games with less expensive technology.  Having games like Mario, Metroid, and the best Zelda ever made helped keep this system on top of the charts, even when higher-powered, color-screened competitors entered the market.

Sometime around 1995, Nintendo decided to start making colored Game Boys.  And I don't mean the Game Boy Color.  I mean regular Game Boys with colored shells.  They called it the "Play It Loud" series.  And while they were basically the same thing, I wanted one that much more.  They had yellow, red, green, blue, and the ultra-awesome clear shell.  I remember this period of my life very vividly: my older brother had a job, so he pre-ordered the clear one (so awesome!) with Donkey Kong Land from JC Penney.  I remember playing Kirby's Dreamland 2 for hours while he was at work.  In fact, I would sit by the window and wait for him to come home so I could put it back before he beat me up.  Then, one day (1996-ish), my family was at Wal-Mart, and they had the colored Game Boys on sale for - I kid you not - $55.  My parents owed me that much money (for what, I don't remember), and I begged them to buy me the green one, but to no avail.  I was not a happy camper.  But it wasn't all bad news.  A better system was released shortly thereafter.  More on that later.

A year or so after the Play It Loud series was released, Nintendo revised the Game Boy design dramatically, giving it a much sleeker profile, and more importantly, a much sharper screen.  It was called the Game Boy Pocket, and it was a beautiful thing to behold.  My younger brother actually got one that Christmas with Kirby's Block Ball.  Yeah, I kinda got shafted back then when it came to video games.  But that's not to say I didn't play his all the time, 'cause I did.  Sadly, some time after it was handed down to my sister, it was lost forever.  Oh, and to the little brat who stole it out of my parent's crappy brown minivan with my copy of Super Mario Land 2, I hope you burn in hell.

But moving on, a year or so after that revision to the Game Boy, Nintendo blew our minds: a colored screen.  In fact, this is how it went: my older brother always bought video game magazines (EGM, etc), and my younger brother and I would steal them and read them.  Well, one day, we're out in the crappy brown minivan while our parents are shopping at Waremart (cheap food store, which later turned into Winco) reading one of these magazines.  Our conversation went exactly like this, I kid you not:

Me: "Hey, do you know what'll be cool?"

Him: "What?"

Me: "When they make a Game Boy with a colored screen."

Him: "Yeah, that'd be so cool."

*turns page*

Both: "WHOOOOOOAAAAHH!!!!"

That's right, the next page was a huge article on the newly announced Game Boy Color, with the flagship clear "Atomic Purple" color in all its glory.  I couldn't have been happier.  In the summer of 1999, I got a job at Wendy's and my very first paycheck of my whole life bought me the clear purple GBC, Super Mario Bros. Deluxe, and Conker's Pocket Tales.  It was a glorious day.  And from then on, I bought a new game almost every week while I was working.  I still hold very fondly the memories of that clear purple wonder that helped me through countless lunch rushes, class lectures, and bus rides.  Essentially, it was like this: all through high school, I played it almost every day on the bus ride to school, on the way home (30 minutes each way), during class, at home, and on speech trips (which were nearly every weekend from like November to March).  Yeah, I tended to play it a lot.  I logged over 100 hours on Mario Golf (the counter stops at 99:99), I beat Zelda 3 or 4 times all the way through, and I played that co-op mode on Mario Deluxe thousands of times.  My good ol' GBC got more play time than perhaps any system since.  Eventually, it was handed down to my brother, and later on, sadly, it died.  It was probably the only Nintendo system I've ever owned that simply stopped working.  Poor thing.  (I have the teal colored one now).

The Game Boy Color was cool because it could play the new Color games (which had clear cartridges), plus it could play older games in color (you could even choose the colors somewhat, although with a very limited palette).  They also made special black "in-between" cartridges that worked on the GBC and the regular GB.  Plus, it lasted forever with just 2 batteries.  I bought 4 rechargeable AA batteries for it (swapping sets back and forth) and the batteries wore out long before the system did.  Awesome.

The next iteration of the Game Boy came out in 2001, but I'll save that one for tomorrow.  Until then, I think I'll go play a round of Mario Golf on my teal GBC.  Or maybe I'll play some Pokemon Pinball.  Duke Nukem maybe?  Perfect Dark?  Motocross Maniacs 2?  Wario Land 3?...

-benjamines

Thursday, June 3, 2010

Everyone's Excellent Endiment

That's right, E3 is nearly upon us!  From June 15th to June 17th, we will be treated to some of the most exciting video game announcements of the year, including the unveiling of the highly enigmatic 3DS!  And of course, with E3 comes Blatant Bias's totally original and absolutely not-stolen-from-other-websites E3 Bingo!  Stay tuned for that!

Also, don't forget that the Club Nintendo year ends on the 30th of this month!  That means if you haven't reached Gold or Platinum status, now is your chance!  Last year's Platinum prizes were a full-size, wearable Mario hat, and a downloadable Punch-Out game where you could beat up Doc Louis.  Both good prizes, but the Mario hat was the clear winner in my book.  Plus, you can spend your coins you earn on sweet prizes, like exclusive DS games, playing cards, or awesome posters.  You can find out more at the Club Nintendo website.

Wednesday, June 2, 2010

Cool crap from Japan!

So, apparently, it’s cool to have really cool things in Japan.  What the crap does that mean?  I dunno!

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Check out these freakin’ cool cards from Nintendo!









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Also, check out these sweet new colors for the DSi XL, coming out in Japan right after E3!
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I dunno why they get all the cool stuff!!  I love those colors, though.  They remind me of the Gameboy Color days.  Man, those things were awesome.  Now we just need red and see-through!