Thursday means new games! Are there any good new games this week? Well, there's Mario Kart, so I guess that's ok...
Crashmo ($5.99, normally $8.99, from May 29 to June 13) - Just like Pushmo, except blocks fall to the ground when there are no blocks beneath them. Go buy it.
Wii U Downloads
Ittle Dew ($9.99) - Inspired by the original Legend of Zelda. Might be good. Go play it and then let me know.
Gravity Badgers ($4.99) - Apparently similar to Angry Birds Space.
Luv Me Buddies Wonderland ($19.99) - Oh, heavens. One of these. If you are a tiny baby that can somehow hold a Wii Remote and also have $20, then you are ok to buy this game. Everyone else: please run for the hills.
Mario Kart 8 ($59.99) - What is this Mario Kart everyone (including myself) is talking about? It's like it's some kind of headliner title for the Wii U that will undoubtedly sell millions. Odd... SERIOUSLY, THOUGH! BUY THIS GAME AND PLAY IT! BUY IT NOW! DO IT!
Klonoa: Empire of Dreams (GBA, $6.99) - This classic GBA platformer returns on Wii U. Looks like a grand old time.
Wii U Discounts
LEGO The Hobbit ($39.99, normally $49.99, permanent discount) - If you like LEGOs and/or small, hairy-footed people, then this should be right up your alley.
Well, there you have it. Lots of great stuff this week! Go buy Mario Kart! And if you don't, then I don't like you anymore! Actually, I didn't like most of you to begin with, so maybe there's no incentive there!